![]() ![]() “What’s that saying about tits-‘Anything more than a mouthful is wasted’? Well, the opposite applies to cocks. ![]() Making fun of a man’s small penis is the easiest way to destroy him forever He said he could see how someone could laugh at it and think it’s funny, but he didn’t understand they’re revolting to even think about. I tried explaining this to a guy with a rather large penis-about how small dicks are absolutely disgusting-and he thought that was funny. Not only was it pitiful, but it was really gross. I mean, we’re talking Tom Thumb if you know what I’m saying. “I’ve been with I think three guys who were severely undersized. They can call me ugly, but that’s just a matter of opinion, you know? But tape measures don’t lie. I can forgive a small dick, but to please me, a man has to have balls!” “Did you ever hear this joke about this woman and a man with a tiny penis were having sex for the first time and when he whipped it out the woman said, ‘Who are you going to satisfy with that thing?’ And the guy replies, ‘Me!’ I would fuck that guy, no joke. I CAN FORGIVE A SMALL DICK, BUT A MAN HAS TO HAVE BALLS So I guess that only makes me half a bitch.”ģ. I did make fun of it, but only behind his back. People can talk all they want about body acceptance or whatever, but unless you have bad eyesight or are some kind of Goddess or Adonis, everyone has issues with their appearance. If I had a vagina the size of a parking garage, I’d be uptight, too. He was very uptight about it, and I tried to reassure him not to be uptight about it, but in all honesty, he should have been uptight about it. “I had a boyfriend who was less than blessed in the genitalia department. If I had a vagina the size of a parking garage, I’d be uptight, too ![]() Who doesn’t? Small penises are hilarious! They’re a punchline all their own: Just say ‘small penis’ in front of a group of women, and they’ll all burst out laughing, because they’ve all known that one guy with a dick the size of a finger.”Ģ. ![]()
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